Directed By: Rob Cohen
MVP’s: Michelle Yeoh, Brendan Fraser, Jet Li, Isabella Leong, John Hannah, Anthony Wong, Maria Bello, Luke Ford
Plot: The mummy crew go to China. There’s some inter-generational stuff. Jet Li turns into a dragon and a monster.
Response: The Mummy Bois are back doing their quintessential bits. They’re screaming “My ass! My ass! My ass!” while on fire in the streets of Shanghai. Goopy lava spurts out of the villian’s eye holes. A CGI horse sheds its shell to become a real horse.
Halloween Score:
Autumn Vibes: 0/5
Scares & Chills: 0/5
Cultural & Cinematic Importance: 0/5
Monster Action: 5/5
Hint for Tomorrow’s Pick:
This movie's making-of story is one of the wildest of all-time.
Everyone gets three guesses for that pumpkin spice. Really I just wanna call your local cafe and see if I can actually pull that off.